General Stargate SG-1 Humorous Captions

Have you ever watched an episode of Stargate, and at a certain scene, something funny will just pop into your head? Well, I have, and here are the images to prove it - although you can be the judge of whether they're humorous or not. Like the S/D humorous captions, but these are general Stargate ones only. Please do not hot-link. Save to your own server or computer, or upload to an image hosting service (Photobucket, etc.). If you have any that you'd like to contribute, please send them to me. Enjoy!


Who knew Daniel did impersonations...?
One of the few times Daniel doesn't mind being called a "geek"...
Teal'c amuses himself with a popular Earth toy.
Jack tries to teach the natives the Macarena. Sam and Daniel aren't too keen.
Proof of the existence of Daniel's nape before S3!
Okay, maybe I should explain this one... once, on one of the Stargate forums I lurk at, people were discussing whether they liked Daniel best with long hair or short. One person said they like it short better because "that delicious nape is visible" (or some such words). Personally, I have a soft spot for his long hair (though I like it any way, except maybe late S4 and S5, when I thought it was a bit too short). I came across the above image from the episode Hathor, so there ya go! Proof of Daniel's nape existing before S3!! Mwahahaha!! *cough* Sorry.
Daniel wins a special award!
Daniel is so excited about his award, he takes it off-world with him! (sequel to above pic, with a *hint* of S/D)
Jack has some bad news for Daniel...
Daniel is desperate, General Hammond mediates (sequel to above pic).
What the Byrsa women were *really* doing to Teal'c (warning: just a teense risqué!)
Jack has an embarrassing medical problem?
RobotDaniel reacts to RobotJack's pet name for him the same way his human counterpart would...
Teal'c, unaware that he's being watched, does something...well...naughty. Jack is disgusted, Sam is incredulous, and Daniel is traumatized.
A close, personal friend of General O'Neill is mourned.
A hot, sweaty AU Teal'c pauses in his destruction of the SGA, and unaware of the presence of a security camera, begins to strip. Daniel is traumatized once again.
Jack sets a new record (apparently). Daniel sulks.
Teal'c is confused as Jack makes fun of his new fashion accessory.
Never a dull moment for poor Daniel...
Teal'c takes his new job as Daniel's bodyguard quite seriously as an intruder enters his office.
The mission is delayed because Jack has some more...er...serious business to attend to.
Bra'tac unwittingly spills the beans about a party celebrating the anniversary of birth of a certain Jaffa...
Uh oh...Bra'tac is in trouble (sequel to above pic)...
Daniel reacts to an interesting proposition (possibly from his Fan Girls?).
Jack is peeved as one too many people compare him to "that guy."
Daniel has a Shakespearean artifact in his possession?
Jack attempts to translate the "Meaning of Life" stuff...
Jack plays another practical joke on Daniel.
Hammond admires Sgt. Siler's entry for the annual SGC Halloween Costume Contest.
Jack faced with an agonizing choice ...
Two ladies lust after the Jackson Locks ...
Teal'c isn't feeling well. Sam suspected as much.
Bra'tac suggests a pit stop during a mission, to General Hammond's chagrin.
Jack and Daniel encounter a deadly weapon in Seth's compound (warning: a tiny hint of S/D ship in this one).
Teal'c is unhappy that Jack won't let him meet Han Solo and Obi Wan...
McKay turns his charm on Sam. Sam is not impressed (needless to say).
Jack offends Daniel and Teal'c's olfactories.
During an offworld transmission, Jack has a revelation for Walter. Walter is nervous...
Thor has a new playmate. Daniel and Teal'c learn too much information...
Someone plays yet another practical joke on Daniel...
Morgan Le Fay provides a much needed helping hand to Daniel.


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Daniel is once again in an unfortunate situation and blames Jack...
Daniel not being quite as humble as he is known to be...
Sam's having trouble concentrating, and Daniel and Teal'c have something to do with it...


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